Posted in Truth on Jul 6th, 2008 4 Comments »
I think it is clear that the more things rhyme, the truer they actually are.
For example:
The family that prays together stays together.
We all know that that’s true.
Therefor, needless to say, I was quite disturbed yesterday in sacrament meeting by the off-rhyme in the final verse of Hymn #175 (”Oh God […]
Posted in Uncategorized, Truth on Jun 20th, 2008 2 Comments »
I have always found it very profound that those of us who are righteous all wear the armor of righteousness. It’s such a testament of the Truthfulness of righteousness and the strength or armor.
A very sincere brother who is “looking” recently asked me about my righteousness. It happens quite often, as I am […]
Posted in Truth on Jun 20th, 2008 No Comments »
Well, the rumors were right. They split our ward last week, and they did not take my suggestions. Not only am I still a primary teacher, but the Lord has decided in His infinite wisdom to give me an even greater test. Brother Snell was made our new bishop.
Now I knew Brother […]
Posted in Truth on Jun 6th, 2008 4 Comments »
I heard a rumor today that they will be dividing our ward boundaries at Stake Conference this Sunday. I wish they had consulted me ahead of time. I have a few suggestions on the boundary lines in order to keep the really promising members and get rid of some of the riff raff […]
Posted in Truth on Jun 2nd, 2008 3 Comments »
I have prayed about this and come to the understanding that the Lord is testing me. It is like on my mission, when I was AP, and I met the Sanchez family. Brother Sanchez would have made a great bishop, but he was stuck in the primary teaching the CTR-Bs.
Likewise, I […]
Posted in Truth on Jun 1st, 2008 3 Comments »
Fast and testimony meetings are my favorite Sundays every month. I wish we could do it every week, but then we wouldn’t get to hear the high counselor and his assignments as much, so I guess I should just be happy with things as they are.
Yesterday, a sweet sister - who […]
Posted in Truth on Jun 1st, 2008 3 Comments »
I have never read a book that was not written by either an ancient or a modern prophet, but Bishop Higgins (I still don’t think he is a real Bishop) suggested that I read “Where the Red Fern Grows,” after finishing the Miracle of Forgiveness (which I committed to memory years ago – not because […]
Posted in Truth on May 25th, 2008 11 Comments »
I was thinking about how true it is that our bodies are temples, and then I had a revelation. What is a temple without an angel moroni? I have thus created a line of hats that will make it very difficult for the less-valiant members to hide under a bushel. Declare your […]
Posted in Truth on May 21st, 2008 5 Comments »
There is a wolf among us in sheep’s clothing. He is posing as a bishop, but he is not a real bishop. This is highly innapropriate and highly offensive to those of us who truly aspire to the position of that great office one day. I encourage you all to shun this […]
Posted in Truth on May 1st, 2008 No Comments »
I would be very ungrateful today indeed if I did not stand before you and bear witness against the recent slander that has come against me. I can take the mockery and the ridicule. I can accept the tar and the feathers. But to suggest that I am merely a fictional character […]
