http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/ A satirical look at TRUTH through the mote-free eyes of Elder Stephen Erastus Knudsen III Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:17:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1789 Karl Kategianes Mon, 09 Jun 2008 21:06:30 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1789 A wise man once said, anyone who would seek after that calling, deserves it... A wise man once said, anyone who would seek after that calling, deserves it…

]]> http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1791 Simonds Ryder Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:59:36 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1791 Only a Bishop, Stevie-Boy? Why stop there? Why not try for stake president or area authority seventy? You're setting your sights much too low. . . Only a Bishop, Stevie-Boy? Why stop there? Why not try for stake president or area authority seventy? You’re setting your sights much too low. . .

]]> http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1792 Stephen Erastus Knudsen III Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:00:13 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1792 Line upon line -- milk before meat. Bishop is just one step along a great and marvelous path -- the Lord in his infinite wisdom has prepared amazing things for me. You'll see. You all will see. Line upon line — milk before meat. Bishop is just one step along a great and marvelous path — the Lord in his infinite wisdom has prepared amazing things for me. You’ll see. You all will see.

]]> http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1793 austin s Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:13:43 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/06/06/the-wheat-and-the-tares/#comment-1793 I am behind you all the way, Elder Knudsen III. In fact, I have so much faith that your calling to the office of Bishop is imminent, that my right hand is already raised to the square. Hurry though, it's already getting a little tired, and it's also difficult to type with just my left hand. I am behind you all the way, Elder Knudsen III. In fact, I have so much faith that your calling to the office of Bishop is imminent, that my right hand is already raised to the square. Hurry though, it’s already getting a little tired, and it’s also difficult to type with just my left hand.

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