Be ye not decieved
May 21st, 2008 by Stephen Erastus Knudsen III
There is a wolf among us in sheep’s clothing. He is posing as a bishop, but he is not a real bishop. This is highly innapropriate and highly offensive to those of us who truly aspire to the position of that great office one day. I encourage you all to shun this imposter at all costs. But not before taking a moment to read his profanings and give him some righteouos comeuppance.
I hereby call you to repentance. How dare you question the validity of my Bishops calling as good shepherd of our ward.
Stephen,
I’m truly grateful to have someone such as you in communion with the heavens, letting us know who is wheat and who is tares. The Spirit constrains me to no longer be silent and once more join you in showing these people the TRUTH. Keep it up, Brother!
I fear this Brother Johnson - if that is his real name - is led by the same spirit as that so-called bishop. Do not let him try to deceive others in this forum like they do on their “blog”.
Brother Goode,
It is good to have you back. In my heart, you never left. The charitable spirit of love and truth and meekness and humilty is stronger when you are near.
Brother Johnson,
Eat rocks.
Oh, come on. He’s obviously a real bishop, just like you’re obviously not a real elder. I mean, look at your ridiculous name! What parents would give their son a name like “Stephen,” when the one true spelling is “Steven!” And elder would know that.
BTW, how do you pronounce your last name? Is it “Eye-eye-eye,” or just “EYE!”
President,
I still don’t believe he is a real bishop — he looks into peoples’ windows late at night. A real bishop wouldn’t need to do that, because he would already have the gift of discernment.
And you should know my last name is pronounced “Ka-noodsen” with a “Ka.” Some people like to make the K silent, but that just seems lazy to me.
And really, it’s about time you wrote. Did you get my latest letters? If you really are my stake president, what did my last letter to you say?