Comments on: Be ye not decieved http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/ A satirical look at TRUTH through the mote-free eyes of Elder Stephen Erastus Knudsen III Thu, 04 Dec 2008 04:33:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.3 By: Brother Johnson http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1693 Brother Johnson Thu, 22 May 2008 04:03:17 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1693 I hereby call you to repentance. How dare you question the validity of my Bishops calling as good shepherd of our ward. I hereby call you to repentance. How dare you question the validity of my Bishops calling as good shepherd of our ward.

]]> By: Peter Goode http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1695 Peter Goode Thu, 22 May 2008 06:27:41 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1695 Stephen, I'm truly grateful to have someone such as you in communion with the heavens, letting us know who is wheat and who is tares. The Spirit constrains me to no longer be silent and once more join you in showing these people the TRUTH. Keep it up, Brother! I fear this Brother Johnson - if that is his real name - is led by the same spirit as that so-called bishop. Do not let him try to deceive others in this forum like they do on their "blog". Stephen,

I’m truly grateful to have someone such as you in communion with the heavens, letting us know who is wheat and who is tares. The Spirit constrains me to no longer be silent and once more join you in showing these people the TRUTH. Keep it up, Brother!
I fear this Brother Johnson - if that is his real name - is led by the same spirit as that so-called bishop. Do not let him try to deceive others in this forum like they do on their “blog”.

]]> By: Stephen Erastus Knudsen III http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1724 Stephen Erastus Knudsen III Sat, 24 May 2008 01:48:36 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1724 Brother Goode, It is good to have you back. In my heart, you never left. The charitable spirit of love and truth and meekness and humilty is stronger when you are near. Brother Johnson, Eat rocks. Brother Goode,

It is good to have you back. In my heart, you never left. The charitable spirit of love and truth and meekness and humilty is stronger when you are near.

Brother Johnson,

Eat rocks.

]]> By: Your Stake President http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1809 Your Stake President Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:57:21 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1809 Oh, come on. He's obviously a real bishop, just like you're obviously not a real elder. I mean, look at your ridiculous name! What parents would give their son a name like "Stephen," when the one true spelling is "Steven!" And elder would know that. BTW, how do you pronounce your last name? Is it "Eye-eye-eye," or just "EYE!" Oh, come on. He’s obviously a real bishop, just like you’re obviously not a real elder. I mean, look at your ridiculous name! What parents would give their son a name like “Stephen,” when the one true spelling is “Steven!” And elder would know that.

BTW, how do you pronounce your last name? Is it “Eye-eye-eye,” or just “EYE!”

]]> By: Stephen Erastus Knudsen III http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1810 Stephen Erastus Knudsen III Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:17:43 +0000 http://www.mormonfolklore.org/blog/2008/05/21/be-ye-not-decieved/#comment-1810 President, I still don't believe he is a real bishop -- he looks into peoples' windows late at night. A real bishop wouldn't need to do that, because he would already have the gift of discernment. And you should know my last name is pronounced "Ka-noodsen" with a "Ka." Some people like to make the K silent, but that just seems lazy to me. And really, it's about time you wrote. Did you get my latest letters? If you really are my stake president, what did my last letter to you say? President,

I still don’t believe he is a real bishop — he looks into peoples’ windows late at night. A real bishop wouldn’t need to do that, because he would already have the gift of discernment.

And you should know my last name is pronounced “Ka-noodsen” with a “Ka.” Some people like to make the K silent, but that just seems lazy to me.

And really, it’s about time you wrote. Did you get my latest letters? If you really are my stake president, what did my last letter to you say?

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