Posted in Truth on May 25th, 2008 11 Comments »
I was thinking about how true it is that our bodies are temples, and then I had a revelation. What is a temple without an angel moroni? I have thus created a line of hats that will make it very difficult for the less-valiant members to hide under a bushel. Declare your […]
Posted in Truth on May 21st, 2008 5 Comments »
There is a wolf among us in sheep’s clothing. He is posing as a bishop, but he is not a real bishop. This is highly innapropriate and highly offensive to those of us who truly aspire to the position of that great office one day. I encourage you all to shun this […]
Posted in Truth on May 1st, 2008 No Comments »
I would be very ungrateful today indeed if I did not stand before you and bear witness against the recent slander that has come against me. I can take the mockery and the ridicule. I can accept the tar and the feathers. But to suggest that I am merely a fictional character […]
