Zombies
Mar 12th, 2008 by Stephen Erastus Knudsen III
DON’T BE FOOLED!!!
In case anyone is wondering, Zombies are of the devil. Especially red-headed ones.
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On behalf of zombies everywhere, we are deeply offended by your accusations. We aren’t of the Devil. We just use him in our marketing strategy. True zombies are independent contractors in the underworld.
Dear Brother Zombie,
I can’t tell if you are being serious or not, but if you are, let me adivse you that the Devil can’t be trusted, not even for a limited-use marketing campaign. You may think you are getting the best of him, but that is just what he wants you to think.