Tic Warning!
Jul 4th, 2007 by Glenn
This email came to me from my mother who recently moved to Utah. Maybe it shows how gullible Mormons can be (and then again…)
TICK WARNING!
I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally…but this one is real, and it’s important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list.
If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked.
I wish I’d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid.
The message is: BEWARE!
“Checking for ticks,” eh? Hmm… that just might work.
We get two straight inspired posts by Brother Stephen and now I log on here only to see this dreck? For shame. No chaste Latter-day saint would fall for such a ruse. These Babylonites are just looking for an excuse to explain away their sin of public nudity!
Please stop sending this email around. It is ruining my career.
Seymour, Sorry about that. If you’re lucky, only the fat people will read this.